One time at the beach this guy was swimming in the ocean yelling ‘Help! Shark! Help!’. I just laughed, I knew that shark was not going to help him. 😛
If we all end up in prison one day for illegal music downloads, I can only hope that they divide us by music genres… 😛 😀
If you try to watch the movie Titanic backwards…it’s actually about a magical boat that saves people.
Boy: I love you Girl: Sneezes Boy: Whats Wrong Girl: Its nothing I’m just allergic to bullshit. 😛
Children – You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. 😛
Lazy Fact #163275463190209857: you were too lazy to read that number.
Girls spend the first 10 years of their life’s playing with barbies. The next 10 years of their life’s they try to look like one. 😛
”The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.” 😛 😀
Dear God, please give us back Michael Jackson and in exchange we’ll give you Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Bros. Sincerely, Me.
Welcome to the real Internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are the FBI/CID.