Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn’t like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you’ve never used it.

He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.!!

If you’re going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.

If you liked my profile, Raise up your hands. If not, raise your standard.