Jewelry And Clothes
Wife: Yesterday’s night I saw a dream that you were sending me Jewelry and clothes! Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!! 😛
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Wedding Ceremony
Why in wedding ceremony woman sits on left and man on right?? Because according to balance sheet all assets are on right side and liabilities on left side.! 😛
A True Husband
A true husband is one who lays down the laws for his wife and then accepts all amendments made by her! 😛
An Intelligent Husband
Whenever an intelligent husband makes any important decision, he closes his eyes, thinks a lot, listens to his heart, uses his head and finally does what his wife says… 😛
A Husband Said To His Wife
A husband said to his wife, “No, I don’t hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine.” 😛
A Woman Marries
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.
A Woman Worries
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife!
I Want Divorce
Husband: I want divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wives like that are hard to get! 😛
Marriage
Marriage may be made in heaven,,, But maintenance charges must be paid on earth. 😛
I Wish I Was A Newspaper
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in your hands all day. Husband: I too wish that you were a newspapers so I could have a… Read more »