It isn’t homework unless it’s due tomorrow.

I like men who have a future and women who have a past.

Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.

Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.

I have nothing to declare except my genius.

You never learn anything by doing it right.

Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.

I never look for trouble, it just always seems to find me.

“I can believe anything provided it is incredible.” – Oscar Wilde