I changed all my passwords to ‘incorrect’. So my computer just tells me when I forget. 😛

Dear Internet Users, Someday you will regret not reading me. Sincerely, Terms & Conditions.

Every gay guys GPS system would tell him to “Go straight”.

Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.

Deleting Your Facebook is like running away from home. You’re only doing it for attention and you’ll be back in a day.

If couples who are in love are called ‘love birds’, then couples who always argue should be called ‘angry birds.’ 😛

If Facebook ever shuts down. You’ll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming ‘Do you like this!!??? DO YOU!!!?? 😛

Facebook’s timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat. 😛