If your girlfriend claims to never look at your Facebook profile, change your relationship status to”Single”and wait 5 minutes…:P 😀

The popularity of facebook is based on the principle that people are always more interested in other people’s life than their own 🙂

I just slipped and fell in the bathroom and i cannot believe that I’m still sitting on the ground and updating my facebook status about it!:P 😀

Finally It Happened:- “Beer & Petrol Are At Same Price” 2 Choices Are There: “Drink & Walk” Or “Don’t Drink & Drive”

Best catch line on the wall of a college canteen hall: “This food must be good. Ten thousand flies cannot be wrong!”

When a married man says- “I’ll think about it”, What he really means that, He doesn’t know his wife’s opinion yet.. 🙂

Closing all the internet browser windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you. 😛

Of Course I love Animals. They are so Innocent, cute, cuddly, exotic, and natures gift to us. Oh, and they’re TASTY too!

Facebook Tip : If you don’t find ‘ADD AS FRIEND’ button then Simply click, “REPORT/ BLOCK” 😛 😀

Now A Days When It ‘Snows’ Or ‘Rains’ 5% People Go Outside And Play And Enjoy In It, While 95% Make A, ‘Facebook Status’ About It…