Breaking News: Facebook will be Closed… Whenever you click the “cross” mark on the top right corner of the screen 😉 😛 ;D

Question : What is the difference b/w secretary and private secretary? Answer: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR and Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR.

Men should keep their eyes wide open before marriage; and half-shut afterwards. 😀 😛

Brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 Hours 365 days right from the time of birth but stops only when we enter the Exam Hall.

If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.

An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.

“Women will forgive anything. Otherwise, the race would have died out long ago.”