We will flip a coin to determine our future. Head, we will be together. Tail, we will flip again.

Never run after a bus or a girl. There will always be another one.

Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.

The only possible conclusion the social sciences can draw is: some do, some don’t.

If at first you don’t succeed, pay someone else to do it for you.

Don’t let a liar upset you. They may only lie to you a few times, but they are lying to themselves all day, everyday.

The real trouble with reality is that there is no background music.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children.