Never Trust A Crying Woman
Never trust a crying woman or a smiling man. Both are very dangerous !!!
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I Posted A Joke On The Wall
I posted a joke on the wall at work and no one liked it.
I Always Go To Work
I always go to work on my birthday… just for the free cake!
My wife Is Adorable
My wife is adorable, smart, sexy, and looking over my shoulder as I type.
If My Car Is Too Slow For You
If my car is too slow for you, buy a plane.
Treat Me Like A Joke
Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.
When I Accept An Apology
“When I accept an apology it means that the part in me that honors our relationship honors the part in you that honors our relationship.” – John Kador
I’m Sorry
I’m sorry I can’t speak very coherently.
Play Fair
Play fair. Don’t hit people. Say you’re sorry when you hurt somebody. – Robert Fulghum
I Was Very Sorry
I was very sorry when I found out that your intentions were good and not what I supposed they were.