If Days Were People
If days were people, Monday would be the one person I’d punch in the face!
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I Am Convinced God Only
I am convinced God only created six days and the devil added Monday.
Dear Monday
Dear Monday, No matter how many times you show up or what you may bring, I still can’t find it in my heart to like you.
Monday, I Hate You
Monday, I hate you. Tuesday, you stink too, Wednesday still pushing it, Thursday getting better, Friday…love ya! Saturday you are heaven, Sunday you’re OK
It Is Sunday Night
It’s Sunday night, the end of the weekend. I don’t want to go to bed, cause when I wake up it will be Monday and the weekend’s over.
Why Is Monday So Far Away
Why is Monday so far away from Friday, but Friday is so darn close to Monday!
WARNING!
WARNING! A virus called Monday is fast approaching. There is no cure. Just drink plenty of alcohol on Sunday night to ease the pain 🙁
Woke Up This Morning
Woke up this morning feeling like it was gonna be a good day. Looked at the calendar and realized … Ah shit! It’s Monday again! So much for a good… Read more »
Weapons Loaded
Weapons loaded, body bags ready, coffee brewing, bring it on Monday, I’m ready…
Anger Makes Dull Men
“Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.”