The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.

After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF !!

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

Don’t steal. That’s the government’s job.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.