There are two kinds of people who don’t say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers. 😛

I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.

We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.

Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

Worry is interest paid in advance for a debt you may never owe.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!