Could I borrow your face for Halloween? 😛

I’ll be your trick if you’ll be my treat.

Halloween: The one time of year your parents allow you to go out in the dark of night, dressed like a weirdo, and receive candy from strangers.

I’m not cleaning this week. I’m going to tell everyone the cobwebs and dust are part of the Halloween decorations!!

” HALLOWEEN “.. the one day I get to dress up and embarrass my kids.. legally. 😛

The best part about Halloween is that people think the screams coming from our house are “part of the fun.”

Zombies are looking for brains to eat. Don’t worry you’re safe.

If ZOMBIES attack I am so tripping YOU! If VAMPIRES attack trip ME and save yourself! ; )

Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town? Because they don’t have any body to go out with. 😛