Dear Potato Chip Companies
“Dear Potato chip companies, i really appreciate when i go into a store to buy a bag of air you’re kind enough to put a few chips in there. 😛… Read more »
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Only In Math Problems
Only in math problems can you buy 65 Pineapples and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you. 😛
Back In The Day
Back in the day, Girls used to Cook Like their Mothers, and Now they Drink Like their Fathers. 😛
Cheating On A Relationship
Cheating on a relationship is like throwing away a diamond and picking up a rock.
If At First You Don’t Succeed
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. 😛
When Your Friend Is Arguing
The awkward moment when your friend is arguing with their parents and their parents turns towards you and asks “Do you ever talk to your parents like this?” 😛
When You Try Checking Out
That awkward moment when you try checking out a friend’s Page, and you find out you’ve been blocked. 😛
When Jesus Says
That awkward moment when Jesus says “Follow Me”and you ask for his Twitter user name.
So Valentines Is Over
So Valentines is over. Like this status if you spent it alone like me.
Don’t Be Sad
Don’t be sad if a person prefers another person over you. Because You can’t convince a monkey that honey is sweeter than a banana.