A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.

No wise man ever wished to be younger.

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.

Nobody wished me a happy birthday today, which isn’t surprising really, since it isn’t my birthday. 😛

I’m not just a year older I’m also a year better and prettier. I know your jealous.

Happy Birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.

I bet your wondering why I am so happy it’s because it’s the birthday of someone awesome, cool, beautiful, smart, and funny. That person is Me!