Every Girl Wants
Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need. 😛
Category Archives: Boy Facebook Status
I Love You
Boy: I love you Girl: Sneezes Boy: Whats Wrong Girl: Its nothing I’m just allergic to bullshit. 😛
What Are You Doing?
Boyfriend : Babe 😉 What Are You Doing? Girlfriend : Nothing Much !! Really Tired ;’) . Just Going To Sleep Now Honey… And You Sweetheart? Boyfriend : In The… Read more »
Do You Love Me?
Boy: Do You Love Me..?? Girl: I am ….!! Look actually it is like that… Boy: Uff !!! Either say Yes or No! Please, do not act like Congress.!! 😛
Whenever A Boy Takes Any Important Decision
Whenever a boy takes any important decision, he closes his eyes, thinks a lot, listens to his heart, uses his brain and Finally does what his Girlfriend says !!!!!! LOL… Read more »
Would You Like To Be The Sun Of My Life?
Boy: “Would you like to be the sun of my life?” Girl: “Awww YES!” Boy: “Okay stay 9,955,887.6 miles away from me!” 😛
Dear Boy
Dear Boy. Kitchen Has ‘He’ In It. So Move and Go Make ME A Sandwich. Sincerely, Girls. 😛
Newton 5th Law
Newton’s 5th Law (Exam Law): “Performance Of Boys In The Exam Decreases When The Number Of Girls In The Exam Hall Increases.
Giving Money And Power To Government
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.