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Category Archives: Funny Facebook Status
Behind Every Successful Man
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
My Opinions May Have Changed
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
World Population Rank
World Population Rank: 1.China 2.India 3.Facebook 4.USA 5.MySpace 6.Indonesia 7.Brazil 8.Twitter.
The Best Way To Lie
The best way to lie is to tell the truth – but carefully edited truth. 
Life Is Too Short
Life is too short to remove USB safely.
The Best Ideas Come As Jokes
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Silence Doesn’t Always Mean YES
Silence doesn’t always mean YES. Sometimes, silence means LOADING…
This New Facebook
This new facebook is like a woman. It’s quite a mission trying to figure it out, and once you think you have it all figured out, everything changes.
When You Have Crunchy Food
The awkward moment when you have crunchy food in a room full of silent people.