A Husband Said To His Wife
A husband said to his wife, “No, I don’t hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine.” 😛
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A Woman Worries
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife!
Marriage
Marriage may be made in heaven,,, But maintenance charges must be paid on earth. 😛
I Wish I Was A Newspaper
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in your hands all day. Husband: I too wish that you were a newspapers so I could have a… Read more »
Wife Standing In Front Of A Mirror
Wife standing in front of a mirror and telling to her husband, “I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a romantic compliment?” Husband… Read more »
A Couple Had A Fight
A couple had a fight one night when they were going to bed, Husband Taunted: Good night mother of 3 kids. Wife Replied: Good night Father of none.
Mothers Tears And Wifes Tears
Whats the difference between Mothers tears and wifes Tears? Mothers tears hit the heart while Wifes tears hit the pocket! 😛
Man Says About His Wife
Man says about his wife: We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops 🙂
Call A Girl Pretty
Call a girl pretty and she will remember it for 5 minutes. Call a girl ugly and she will remember it forever. 😛
Did You Know
Did you know that when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, But it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm out and smack them in the… Read more »