Category Archives: Funny Facebook Status

Let Me Tell You A Little Something

Let me tell you a little something I’ve learned about women: . Nothing. 😛 😀

Dear girls Putting “Princess”, “Angel”, “Sweet” in your facebook profile name doesn’t really make you one. 😛 Like if you Agree Boys !!!!!!

Dedicated To all Over attitude Girls:- Sweety! Don’t be proud if every boy wants you Always Remember Cheap Items have too many Buyers..!! 😛

Ladies, If a guy pauses their video game just to text you back to say I Love You….. Marry Him!!!

On average, women say 7,000 words per day while men manage just over 2,000 words. 😛

There are three kinds of men who do not understand women: Young, old, and middle aged. 😛 😀

Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need. 😛

Dear sneeze, if you’re gonna happen, Happen! Don’t put a stupid look on my face and leave.

Two types of people that annoy me: Drunk people when I’m sober….Sober people when I’m drunk.

I live for 2 reasons: 1) I was born 2) I haven’t died yet .