Category Archives: Funny Facebook Status

Things To Eat In My Fridge

I wish I could google “things to eat in my fridge” so I wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed. 😛

Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession. 😛

I changed all my passwords to ‘incorrect’. So my computer just tells me when I forget. 😛

Dear Internet Users, Someday you will regret not reading me. Sincerely, Terms & Conditions.

My wife always complains that I dont take her anywhere expensive… so I took her to the Gas Station. 😛

Every gay guys GPS system would tell him to “Go straight”.

Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.

Deleting Your Facebook is like running away from home. You’re only doing it for attention and you’ll be back in a day.

If couples who are in love are called ‘love birds’, then couples who always argue should be called ‘angry birds.’ 😛

If Facebook ever shuts down. You’ll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming ‘Do you like this!!??? DO YOU!!!?? 😛