My Parents Told Me
My parents told me ‘You watch too much TV and should try reading more!’ So I turned on the subtitles. 😛 😛
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One Time At The Beach
One time at the beach this guy was swimming in the ocean yelling ‘Help! Shark! Help!’. I just laughed, I knew that shark was not going to help him. 😛
If We All End Up In Prison One Day
If we all end up in prison one day for illegal music downloads, I can only hope that they divide us by music genres… 😛 😀
If You Try To Watch The Movie
If you try to watch the movie Titanic backwards…it’s actually about a magical boat that saves people.
I Love You
Boy: I love you Girl: Sneezes Boy: Whats Wrong Girl: Its nothing I’m just allergic to bullshit. 😛
Children
Children – You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and… Read more »
Lazy Fact
Lazy Fact #163275463190209857: you were too lazy to read that number.
Girls Spend The First 10 Years
Girls spend the first 10 years of their life’s playing with barbies. The next 10 years of their life’s they try to look like one. 😛
The Greatest Thing About Facebook
”The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.” 😛 😀
Dear God
Dear God, please give us back Michael Jackson and in exchange we’ll give you Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Bros. Sincerely, Me.