If I share my food with you, its either because I love you a lot, or because it fell on the floor and I don’t want it.. 😛

Never make the same mistake twice, There are so many new ones, Try a different one each day.

If you try and don’t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

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If someone steps on your foot and asks – ‘Did I hurt you?’ Step on theirs harder and ask- ‘Can you feel my answer..?:P

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems. But then again, neither does milk.

When a friend comes to your house and they ask, “Do you have a bathroom?” I usually think, “No, we shit outside.” 😀

All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married… that is their own fault.

Whatever you do, always give 100%, Unless you are donating blood..:P