Dear ‘K’, you should get arrested for killing conversations.

Not all men are fools. There are still some bachelors.

I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody… Read more »

If a status is really good you will read it twice if a status is really good you will read it twice.

It wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of liking my own comment Of course I like my own comments.

Facebook is the only place where you can talk to the wall.

Son: Hey Dad! I got a girlfriend! Dad: Nice son, is she hot? Son: Hell yeah! – Girl: Hey Dad! I got a boyfriend! Dad: *Loads shotgun*