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10 Reasons Why I’m LAZY… You know what? Never mind. I can do this later.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

Editor: Why did you write the story on top of the envelope and send it? Author: You asked me to write a Cover Story, that`s why.

How come Mario can smash through bricks, yet he dies when he touches a freaking turtle?

33% of married women say their pet is a better listener than their husband. And 100% of pets say this crazy bitch won’t shut up.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Math needs to grow up, and solve its own problems cause I’m tired of doing all of its work.

A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple.