Category Archives: Girl Facebook Status

Dear Boy

Dear Boy. Kitchen Has ‘He’ In It. So Move and Go Make ME A Sandwich. Sincerely, Girls. 😛

Never kiss a girl in front of your house because love is blind neighbors are not!!

Newton’s 5th Law (Exam Law): “Performance Of Boys In The Exam Decreases When The Number Of Girls In The Exam Hall Increases.

Most people have 5 sense and some people have 6 sense but my girlfriend is blessed with an extra 7th senses.. Non-Sense 😛

A man asked a fairy to make him desirable & irresistible to all Girls. She turned him into a credit card.

If money grew on trees, girls would be dating monkeys.