Category Archives: Girl Facebook Status

Girls Never Imagine Things

Girls never imagine things because they don’t have brains. Girls can only copy paste others statuses and quotes.

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. -Oscar Wilde

You can’t flirt with multiple girls at a time 😛

Boy: Would you like a raisin? Girl: No Boy: How about a date?

All women are flirts, but some are restrained by shyness, and others by sense.

If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

Girls are like WiFi. They see all the available devices but only connect to the strongest one. 😛

Love is when you fall asleep in his arms and wake up in his dreams.

Never underestimate the power of a WOMAN’S INTUITION. We recognize game before you even play it.

Call a girl pretty and she will remember it for 5 minutes. Call a girl ugly and she will remember it forever. 😛