Life Insurance Policies
My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other — so now it’s just a waiting game. 😀
My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other — so now it’s just a waiting game. 😀
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
A husband’s mother and his wife had generally better be visitors than inmates.
Husbands are like fires – they go out if unattended.
Why Government do not allow a Man to marry two Women. Because as per Constitution, you cannot be punished twice for the same Mistake. 😛
The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way to lose him is to keep him a little more jealous.
Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage? Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet..Jump In Fast!!!!!!!!
Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side. 🙂