Your intelligence is my common sense. 😛

My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… so I better take that one out of your hand. 😛

If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate. 😛

All day I thought of you….I was at the zoo… 😛

The most effective comeback to an insult is silence.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Its difficult to decide which side to slap first when person in front of you is a two sided person.