I Am Thankful for what I have… and for what I’ve Escaped!!! 😛 Have A Safe And Enjoyable Thanksgiving All!!!

Thanksgiving is a time to give thanks, even to horribly selfish people who never do it for you.

[Names] is thankful for friends that will inform me of what a good time I had the night before Thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving: That magical time of year when we give thanks that the people we no longer want to be around are no longer around us.

Thanksgiving, after all, is a word of action. – W.J. Cameron

Thanksgiving is nothing if not a glad and reverent lifting of the heart to God in honor and praise for His goodness. – Robert Casper Lintner

Thanksgiving is possible only for those who take time to remember; no one can give thanks who has a short memory.

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day. – Irv Kupcinet

Thanksgiving Day comes, by statute, once a year; to the honest man it comes as frequently as the heart of gratitude will allow. – Edward Sandford Martin

Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.