An Intelligent Husband
Whenever an intelligent husband makes any important decision, he closes his eyes, thinks a lot, listens to his heart, uses his head and finally does what his wife says… 😛
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A Husband Said To His Wife
A husband said to his wife, “No, I don’t hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine.” 😛
A Woman Marries
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.
A Woman Worries
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife!
I Want Divorce
Husband: I want divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wives like that are hard to get! 😛
Marriage
Marriage may be made in heaven,,, But maintenance charges must be paid on earth. 😛
I Wish I Was A Newspaper
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in your hands all day. Husband: I too wish that you were a newspapers so I could have a… Read more »
Wife Standing In Front Of A Mirror
Wife standing in front of a mirror and telling to her husband, “I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a romantic compliment?” Husband… Read more »
A Couple Had A Fight
A couple had a fight one night when they were going to bed, Husband Taunted: Good night mother of 3 kids. Wife Replied: Good night Father of none.
Mothers Tears And Wifes Tears
Whats the difference between Mothers tears and wifes Tears? Mothers tears hit the heart while Wifes tears hit the pocket! 😛