One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.

Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.

I have nothing to declare except my genius.

You never learn anything by doing it right.

Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.

I never look for trouble, it just always seems to find me.

“I can believe anything provided it is incredible.” – Oscar Wilde

“I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” – Oscar Wilde

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what i am saying.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.