I won’t try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me.

I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!

You can’t be late until you show up.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

It’s not cheating unless you get caught.

If you really want to do something, you’ll find a way. If you don’t, you’ll find an excuse.

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.