Everything is getting more expensive. Except for people, they are getting cheaper.

War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left. 😛

Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. 😛

What you see on the outside is usually the opposite of what’s on the inside.

When your EX says you’ll never find anyone like me. Reply that’s the point.

We will flip a coin to determine our future. Head, we will be together. Tail, we will flip again.

Never run after a bus or a girl. There will always be another one.

Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.

The only possible conclusion the social sciences can draw is: some do, some don’t.