A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

Don’t steal. That’s the government’s job.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.

I can’t find a smiley that looks horrified enough to convey my true feelings about you.

Lite: the new way to spell “Light,” now with 20% fewer letters!

If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.