In Order To Get
In order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent, whereas a woman requires only 4% talent & the remaining is only 36-24-36. 😛
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The Speed Of Light
The speed of light is faster than the speed of sound. That’s why so many people appear bright until they speak!!
Life Is Too Short
Life is too short to remove USB safely.
HIGH HEELS
HIGH HEELS – Its a device invented by short girls who tired of being kissed on the forehead only!
Money Is Made Of Paper
Money is made of paper, paper is made of wood, and wood is made from trees. Therefore, money does grow on trees.
Money Can’t Buy Happiness
Money can’t buy happiness but somehow a BMW is better to cry on than a bicycle.
Three May Keep A Secret
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
The Best Ideas Come As Jokes
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
I Have Made Mistakes
Yes, I have made mistakes because life didn’t come with ‘USER MANUAL and INSTRUCTIONS’!
Global Recession And Financial Crisis
Global Recession and Financial Crisis have become so bad and serious now a days that majority of the men have started Loving their own Wives. 🙂