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Depression

tdomf_6694a   April 6, 2012   Comments Off on Depression

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

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Borrow Money From Pessimists

tdomf_6694a   April 6, 2012   Comments Off on Borrow Money From Pessimists

Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back.

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I Never Drink Coffee At Lunch

tdomf_6694a   April 6, 2012   Comments Off on I Never Drink Coffee At Lunch

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.

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If You Were Half As Funny

tdomf_6694a   April 6, 2012   Comments Off on If You Were Half As Funny

If you were half as funny as you thought you were you would be twice as funny as you are.

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When You Teach Your Son

tdomf_6694a   April 6, 2012   Comments Off on When You Teach Your Son

When you teach your son, you teach your son’s son. – The Talmud

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Some Love Stories

tdomf_6694a   April 6, 2012   Comments Off on Some Love Stories

Some love stories have abrupt ending mainly because of the ‘POWER CUT’.. πŸ˜› πŸ˜€

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Witty Inspirations

tdomf_6694a   April 6, 2012   Comments Off on Witty Inspirations

Witty inspirations are the proverbs of the educated.

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I Never Trust A Person

tdomf_6694a   April 5, 2012   Comments Off on I Never Trust A Person

I Never trust a person with only one Facebook photo. πŸ˜›

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Explaining Why You Love Someone

tdomf_6694a   April 5, 2012   Comments Off on Explaining Why You Love Someone

Explaining why you love someone is like describing what water tastes like. Completely undefined!!

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God Does Not Play Dice

tdomf_6694a   April 5, 2012   Comments Off on God Does Not Play Dice

God does not play dice with the universe. – Albert Einstein

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