The most effective comeback to an insult is silence.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
Understanding a Girl’s mind is like downloading a 1GB file with 2Kbps speed…and after downloading you will get… file corrupted.
Its difficult to decide which side to slap first when person in front of you is a two sided person.
Understanding a women is like counting stars every night. 😛
Girls never imagine things because they don’t have brains. Girls can only copy paste others statuses and quotes.
I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?
I have some good news and some bad news; good news is it is not your fault, bad news stupidity is genetic and you will always be that way.
The only way to accept an insult is to ignore it. If you cant ignore it, than top it. If you cant top it, then laugh at it. If you cant laugh, you deserved it.