What’s better Google or Yahoo? Wait I’ll Google it !!! 😛
“Reality” is the only word in the English language that should always be used in quotes.
My internet went down yesterday. I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. How irresponsible. 😛
Never argue with a fool. Someone watching may not be able to tell the difference.
There are two types of people in this world. One who can bargain, others are known as men.
Man is the only living being who cuts trees, makes paper, and writes “SAVE TREES” on it.
It usually takes a long time to find a shorter way.
The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others.
If you choose not to decide – you still have made a choice!
Crazy people love crazy people because normal people don’t understand.