You can’t spell families, without “lies”.
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit. – Shakespeare
There are three kinds of people in this world: Those who can count and those who can’t.
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Why do they call it common sense if it’s so rare?
A talent not showcased is equivalent to a talent not possessed. 🙂
Geeks never pray to god for solving the bugs, rather they beg to extend the duration of day to 48 hours.
Government scams are like stars in the sky, it can be seen but impossible to count. 😛
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.