“The husband and wife are one, and that one is the husband.” -William Blackstone
Changing husbands is only changing troubles. -Kathleen Norris
Dear all girls!
When a guy adds you on Facebook, it means he wants to be your friend not your Husband, that’s why it’s called a friend request not a Proposal !!!
So please don’t be afraid to accept…:)
I no longer desire a husband. I desire a rotating schedule of men to keep things interesting.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Than we met. 😀
My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other — so now it’s just a waiting game. 😀
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
A husband’s mother and his wife had generally better be visitors than inmates.
To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.
Husbands are like fires – they go out if unattended.