My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. 😛
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it.
Why Government do not allow a Man to marry two Women. Because as per Constitution, you cannot be punished twice for the same Mistake. 😛
The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way to lose him is to keep him a little more jealous.
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet..Jump In Fast!!!!!!!!
Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side. 🙂
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I don’t know the meaning of interesting!!!