It isn’t homework unless it’s due tomorrow.
I like men who have a future and women who have a past.
Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.
One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.
I have nothing to declare except my genius.
You never learn anything by doing it right.
Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.
I never look for trouble, it just always seems to find me.
“I can believe anything provided it is incredible.” – Oscar Wilde