Wife standing in front of a mirror and telling to her husband, “I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a romantic compliment?” Husband replied, “Your eyesight is still excellent” 😛
A couple had a fight one night when they were going to bed, Husband Taunted: Good night mother of 3 kids. Wife Replied: Good night Father of none.
Whats the difference between Mothers tears and wifes Tears? Mothers tears hit the heart while Wifes tears hit the pocket! 😛
Man says about his wife: We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops 🙂
A good wife always forgives her husband when she is wrong.
A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house!
Being a husband is a whole-time job. That is why so many husbands fail. They cannot give their entire attention to it.
Never underestimate the power of a WOMAN’S INTUITION. We recognize game before you even play it.
Call a girl pretty and she will remember it for 5 minutes. Call a girl ugly and she will remember it forever. 😛
A girl’s smile hides thousand words, a girl’s tears hides thousand feelings.