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7 Boys Crushing On Me

tdomf_6694a   March 22, 2012   Comments Off on 7 Boys Crushing On Me

7 boys crushing on me in high school, 3 in my neighborhood and millions on Facebook, oh what do I do?

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I Am A Woman

tdomf_6694a   March 22, 2012   Comments Off on I Am A Woman

I am a woman, not a princess. I have an attitude, opinions, and a very loud voice. I am not a liar or a cheat. I am independent, intelligent, and strong.

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There Are Only Two Rules

tdomf_6694a   March 22, 2012   Comments Off on There Are Only Two Rules

There are only two rules in marriage 1: The wife is always right 2: If the wife is wrong refer to rule 1

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Sending A Woman A Text

tdomf_6694a   March 22, 2012   Comments Off on Sending A Woman A Text

Sending a woman a text that says “Good Morning Beautiful” can change their attitude for the whole day

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If You Intend To Engage

tdomf_6694a   March 22, 2012   Comments Off on If You Intend To Engage

If you intend to engage in conversation with a female, there are two rules to remember: 1) The woman is always right. 2) If the woman is wrong, refer to rule 1.

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Thankful For All The Idiot Guys

tdomf_6694a   March 22, 2012   Comments Off on Thankful For All The Idiot Guys

[Name] is thankful for all the idiot guys who broke my heart and all the stupid friends who screwed me over, because i know one thing they made me stronger.

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Doesn’t Understand Why

tdomf_6694a   March 22, 2012   Comments Off on Doesn’t Understand Why

[Name] doesn’t understand why boys are so weird!

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True Things About Guys

tdomf_6694a   March 22, 2012   Comments Off on True Things About Guys

True things about guys: If they takes the time to argue back, they cares more than you think.

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I’m A Girl

tdomf_6694a   March 22, 2012   Comments Off on I’m A Girl

I’m a girl. I can be complicated without explanations.

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It Really Makes Me Mad

tdomf_6694a   March 22, 2012   Comments Off on It Really Makes Me Mad

It really makes me mad when guys cheat on beautiful girls for ones that look like they belong to zoo.

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