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Girls Are Like Gum

tdomf_6694a   March 22, 2012   Comments Off on Girls Are Like Gum

Girls are like gum to boys they unwrap you, chew you, all your flavor is gone, so they spit you out, and open another piece!!! :O

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Do Not Allow Their Son To Play Dolls

tdomf_6694a   March 22, 2012   Comments Off on Do Not Allow Their Son To Play Dolls

The reason why parents do not allow their son to play dolls because they want to teach them that girls aren’t toys to play with. ๐Ÿ™‚

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Every Girls Dream

tdomf_6694a   March 22, 2012   Comments Off on Every Girls Dream

Every girls dream is to find the perfect guy, eat without getting fat, and to have a best friend whoโ€™ll stay true to her!

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There Are Three Kinds Of Men

tdomf_6694a   March 22, 2012   Comments Off on There Are Three Kinds Of Men

There are three kinds of men who do not understand women: Young, old, and middle aged. ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜€

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Girls Theory

tdomf_6694a   March 22, 2012   Comments Off on Girls Theory

Girls Theory โ€œListen Half, Understand Quarter, Think Zero and React DOUBLEโ€ ๐Ÿ˜›

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Girls Are Like Internet Domain Names

tdomf_6694a   March 22, 2012   Comments Off on Girls Are Like Internet Domain Names

Girls are like internet domain names, The ones I like are already taken. ๐Ÿ˜›

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Some Boys Are Nice

tdomf_6694a   March 22, 2012   Comments Off on Some Boys Are Nice

Some boys are nice, some are cute, some are smart, some are brave, but lets face it they all are stupid… What its true!

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If You Like Someone

tdomf_6694a   March 22, 2012   Comments Off on If You Like Someone

If you like someone and they like you too but your both playing hard to get , your never gonna get anywhere.

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Everyone Says Girls Make Drama

tdomf_6694a   March 22, 2012   Comments Off on Everyone Says Girls Make Drama

Everyone says girls make drama, but I’m a firm believer that BOYS cause ALL DRAMA!!!

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Wish One Day

tdomf_6694a   March 22, 2012   Comments Off on Wish One Day

Wish one day that you would realize that the girl your looking for is me. I wish i was with you. I wish you needed me because I’ll always be there.

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