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You Think I Need A Boy

tdomf_6694a   March 22, 2012   Comments Off on You Think I Need A Boy

You think i need a boy, well i don’t cause i have my daddy, i have my bro, i have my best friends, i have my dog, i have my phone and they love me and i love them!

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I Want A Boy

tdomf_6694a   March 22, 2012   Comments Off on I Want A Boy

I want a boy , who kisses me in the rain , cuddles me when I’m cold , who gives me little kisses on the lips , who will treat me the same around as their mates.

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Woman

tdomf_6694a   March 22, 2012   Comments Off on Woman

WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

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God Made Woman Beautiful

tdomf_6694a   March 22, 2012   Comments Off on God Made Woman Beautiful

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her and foolish, that she might love him.

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Every Girl Wants

tdomf_6694a   March 22, 2012   Comments Off on Every Girl Wants

Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need. 😛

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If You Can Make A Girl Laugh

tdomf_6694a   March 22, 2012   Comments Off on If You Can Make A Girl Laugh

If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

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Dear Sneeze

tdomf_6694a   March 22, 2012   Comments Off on Dear Sneeze

Dear sneeze, if you’re gonna happen, Happen! Don’t put a stupid look on my face and leave.

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Two Types Of People That Annoy Me

tdomf_6694a   March 22, 2012   Comments Off on Two Types Of People That Annoy Me

Two types of people that annoy me: Drunk people when I’m sober….Sober people when I’m drunk.

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I Live For 2 Reasons

tdomf_6694a   March 22, 2012   Comments Off on I Live For 2 Reasons

I live for 2 reasons: 1) I was born 2) I haven’t died yet .

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Things To Eat In My Fridge

tdomf_6694a   March 22, 2012   Comments Off on Things To Eat In My Fridge

I wish I could google “things to eat in my fridge” so I wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed. 😛

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