Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works. 😛
The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
The human mind is like a TV set. When it goes blank, it’s a good idea to turn off the sound.
If facebook was a college I would definitely get a 100% attendance record..:P
Height of social networking:
Teacher: where is your homework ?
Student: I uploaded it on facebook and I tagged you!!
The best thing about my status is that by the time you realize it says nothing at all, you will have already read it. 😛
Behind every successful status update, there is a
Ctrl+C & Ctrl+V 😛
Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life.
If someone texts ‘K’, just reply with ‘L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z’
My parents told me ‘You watch too much TV and should try reading more!’ So I turned on the subtitles. 😛 😛