“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.”
Boyfriend : Babe 😉 What Are You Doing?
Girlfriend : Nothing Much !! Really Tired ;’) .
Just Going To Sleep Now Honey… And You Sweetheart?
Boyfriend : In The Club Standing Behind You 😛 😛 😀
Boy: Do You Love Me..??
Girl: I am ….!! Look actually it is like that…
Boy: Uff !!! Either say Yes or No! Please, do not act like Congress.!! 😛
Family watching TV
Husband to Wife: Who is Sunny Leone?
Son(10 year old): The one, whose videos you’re hiding in your PC, in Sunny Deol folder!
Teacher : Why are you late?
Student: Does it really matter to you. You still get paid.
Read at your own RISK
A conductor Kissed a Lady in bus
Police took him to jail and gave him a Electric Shock it had no effect
Why ??
Because he was a BAD CONDUCTOR 😛 😀
Girls are so beautiful, Loving, Caring and Understanding in .jpg format..!! 😀
Open your books,keep your mobile off and start studying.
The above stunts are performed by highly professionals..
Please don’t try this at home.
Whenever a boy takes any important decision, he closes his eyes, thinks a lot, listens to his heart, uses his brain and
Finally does what his Girlfriend says !!!!!! LOL 😀 😀 😀
Boy: “Would you like to be the sun of my life?”
Girl: “Awww YES!”
Boy: “Okay stay 9,955,887.6
miles away from me!” 😛