How To Convert The Most Interesting Song
Of Yours As A Damn Irritating Song??
Just Set It As Ur Alarm Tone.. 😛
A Girl In A Book Shop: Do You Have Book Called ”Women- The Perfect Intelligence”?
Sales Man: “The Comedy Department Is On The Other Side” 😛
Difference Between TRUTH and LIE:
Truth Is A Debit Card;
Pay 1st and Enjoy Later.
Lie Is A Credit Card Enjoy 1st;
and Pay Later With Markup…” 😛
What Is Worse Than Your Lover Sending You A Text Message To ‘BREAK UP’ ?
Another Message Saying
‘Sorry That Wasn’t For You’… 😛
Very Effective Warning:
A Husband Gave The Keys Of His New Car To His Wife With A Warning…
“Dear,
If You Cause An Accident , The Newspaper Will Print Your AGE” 😛
Maths Teacher Asks A Boy What Are
2,4,10,17?
The Boy Replies They Are
HBO, ZOOM, SONY And POGO… 😛
A Boy Was Going With His Girlfriend
Friend Asked : Who Is She?
Boy :My Cousin..
The Friend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin….! 😀
My Parents Say I Spend To Much Time On
Facebook And Should Go Outside.
Thank God For Laptops And Wifi.
Dear Facebook,
I Can’t Believe
You Still Haven’t Gotten
That “Dislike” Button.
Sincerely,
Youtube. . .:P 😀
Ultimate Way-
We Need A Way Of Telling
People They Have Bad
Breath Without Hurting
Their Feelings
Like
“Well I Am Bored
Let’s Go Brush Our Teeth …” 😛 😀