Who Ever Invented The “Copy And Paste” Has Saved Many Hours Of Our Life . .:) 😛
Dear Friends, “Instead of Tagging Me In Ugly Pictures on Facebook, I Wish You Could Just Say
“I Hate You” Straight To My Face …:P
Sincerely
Me
Dear Boy. Kitchen Has ‘He’ In It.
So Move and Go Make ME A Sandwich.
Sincerely,
Girls. 😛
Wife: What’s On Your Mind? What Are You Thinking Now?
Husband: Stop Eating My Brain And Read My Latest Status Update! 😛 😉
Funny Quote
A lot of these people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt.
“I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering. 98 of them said, “How did you get in here?”
Sun Glasses,, They allow you to stare at people without being caught 🙂
Thinks that 99% of people in this world are Stupid. Luckily I’m in the other 1%. 😛
“Some things man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google.”
“If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.”